Your 2026 fantasy league guide
All the rules. All the bakers. None of the scorekeeping homework.
After each scored episode, the league admin will calculate the results and share a polished weekly scorecard image with the group.
2026 Season Schedule
Watch closely. Your fantasy future depends on it.
Scouting Week
Meet the Bakers
Observe carefully. Form opinions immediately.
My Fantasy Team
Dream team today. Draft-night reality tomorrow.
Tip: if you switch phones or browsers, these personal picks will not automatically move with you. Just re-select your four bakers on the new device.
Baking Glory
The rules are simple. The emotional investment is not.
| ⭐ Star Baker | +5 |
| 🥇 Technical 1st | +3 |
| 🥈 Technical 2nd | +2 |
| 🥉 Technical 3rd | +1 |
| 🤝 Hollywood Handshake | +5 |
| 😬 Bottom pan / danger but survives | +1 |
| 🏠 Eliminated | −3 |
Tent Chaos
We don’t root for disaster. We simply document it.
| 😭 Crying | +1 |
| 🔁 Start over / throw away | +1 |
| 🧂 Forget ingredient | +1 |
| 🍸 Booze | +1 |
| 💥 Break something | +1 |
| ⬇️ Drop something on the floor | +1 |
| 📦 Not enough items | +1 |
| 🍫 Melted chocolate / doesn’t set | +1 |
| 🫶 Helps another baker | +2 |
| ⏱️ Finishes with seconds left | +1 |
The baker with the most Tent Chaos points in an episode earns the purely honorary title of Chaos Champion.
How league updates work
Their triumphs. Their disasters. Your points.
The league admin keeps the official master scoring copy. Participants do not need to enter scores or maintain spreadsheets.
Enjoy the tent and keep your armchair commentary flowing.
Star Baker, Technical placements, handshakes, elimination, and Tent Chaos are entered once in the private master site.
Baker points and fantasy-team totals are calculated automatically.
The admin generates a polished phone-friendly scorecard image and shares it with the group chat.
No spreadsheets required for anyone else.